Whose the Slowest Snail on the Gridiron?
It's a real challenge to crown a single snail as the slowest in the gridiron arena. These slimy athletes are known for their leisurely pace, making it impossible to definitively rank them. Some might say that running back Bobby, with his turtle-paced advances, is the prime candidate. But don't write off Timmy the center, who consistently crawls beh